Rules For Podcasting:

  1. Pick a Topic.
  2. Stay On-Topic.
  3. Wake The Fuck Up.
  4. Do NOT Put Me in a Coma.
  5. Do NOT Ramble.
  6. Keep it Short.
  7. Move Out of Your Parents' Basement.
  8. Do NOT Scream/Laugh into the Mic.
  9. Do NOT Drink Soda into the Mic.
  10. Talk at a Normal Tone of Voice. [Don't Drone-On.]
  11. Again, Wake the Fuck Up!
  12. Don't Be Boring!
  13. Get a Real Mic.
  14. Clean Your Room, BEFORE Podcasting!
  15. Turn-OFF All Notification Systems!
  16. Get Your Phone Away from the Mic.
  17. Update Your RSS Feed.
  18. LET YOUR GUEST SPEAK !!!
  19. Ask informative Questions Relevant to the Topic.